One day when I'm old and gray, sitting in front of the fireplace in my cabin on the lake, my grandkids will ask me "Papaw, where were you when Dave shut down Muford's Paint Sig Shop?" And I'll be able to answer that I was right there fighting on the front lines. I witnessed the truth, I watched them crucify Muford like they did Christ.
The story you've seen on the forums... how can I put this... it may not have been the full story. You see, Dave is a good man. But he simply cracked under the pressure of seeing art as visceral and devastatingly unique as Muford's paint sigs. Can I blame him? Not entirely, even I'll admit that Muford's sheer talent and potential in MS Paint made me green with envy. How can one man have such skill? Dave suspected witchcraft. And Dave, know for his fear of witchcraft, vowed to rid the site of the possessed paintings. Sig of the week? Graphics bonuses? That's right folks, it was all one big cover-up. They were afraid of what Muford's art could do, it was too revolutionary, too cutting edge. And so they struck him down.
Now, for better or worse, the world goes on spinning without Muford's paint sigs.
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The story you've seen on the forums... how can I put this... it may not have been the full story. You see, Dave is a good man. But he simply cracked under the pressure of seeing art as visceral and devastatingly unique as Muford's paint sigs. Can I blame him? Not entirely, even I'll admit that Muford's sheer talent and potential in MS Paint made me green with envy. How can one man have such skill? Dave suspected witchcraft. And Dave, know for his fear of witchcraft, vowed to rid the site of the possessed paintings. Sig of the week? Graphics bonuses? That's right folks, it was all one big cover-up. They were afraid of what Muford's art could do, it was too revolutionary, too cutting edge. And so they struck him down.
Now, for better or worse, the world goes on spinning without Muford's paint sigs.
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