What have I got in my locker other than my gear?
Of all the questions you could have picked you chose that one? Whatever, I did say "ask me anything." Well there's a family picture, one of my boyfriend and one of my dog ... Christ that makes me sound dull as fuck!
I suppose you care more about the unique stuff anyway, it'd be a mighty boring answer if I only talked about puppy pictures or college mementos. The focal point of the locker is my now notorious Sugar Baby dispenser, the one that Bailey's dumbass screwed with. Behind it is full-length Maryland flag and flanking it are twin images of the Baltimore flag. If you're familiar with the two flags you know that's a bit redundant*, but what can I say, I'm a Baltimore boy through and through.
Outside of the decorative stuff, there are usually a couple books lying around and a screenplay that I suspect will remain perpetually "in-progress." The life of the NSFLs best LB doesn't leave much time for writing unfortunately.
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OH! I'm also of the belief that personal property is a social construct. Even though I was assigned a locker, I'm rather free with using the lockers that "belong" to other people. You gotta go as the spirit moves you and no one locks the fuckers anyway. It got to the point that, by Week 4 of last season there was a running bet on where my pads would end up post-game.
Well, there you have it. And yes, you could have asked a much better question.
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*The Baltimore flag is essentially the upper left quadrant of the Maryland State flag with a monument emblem.
Of all the questions you could have picked you chose that one? Whatever, I did say "ask me anything." Well there's a family picture, one of my boyfriend and one of my dog ... Christ that makes me sound dull as fuck!
I suppose you care more about the unique stuff anyway, it'd be a mighty boring answer if I only talked about puppy pictures or college mementos. The focal point of the locker is my now notorious Sugar Baby dispenser, the one that Bailey's dumbass screwed with. Behind it is full-length Maryland flag and flanking it are twin images of the Baltimore flag. If you're familiar with the two flags you know that's a bit redundant*, but what can I say, I'm a Baltimore boy through and through.
Outside of the decorative stuff, there are usually a couple books lying around and a screenplay that I suspect will remain perpetually "in-progress." The life of the NSFLs best LB doesn't leave much time for writing unfortunately.
...
OH! I'm also of the belief that personal property is a social construct. Even though I was assigned a locker, I'm rather free with using the lockers that "belong" to other people. You gotta go as the spirit moves you and no one locks the fuckers anyway. It got to the point that, by Week 4 of last season there was a running bet on where my pads would end up post-game.
Well, there you have it. And yes, you could have asked a much better question.
Wordcount: 255
*The Baltimore flag is essentially the upper left quadrant of the Maryland State flag with a monument emblem.
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