(S2) - Weekend PT #4 - Drama!

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After going for 4 touchdowns in the preseason and a hundred yard game week 1, Darren Smallwood has been on the decline. This has caused, coaches, scouts and analysts alike to revisit the tape. It turns out, that when the preseason games were being played, the now dropped beleagued player was using stickum on his gloves. This meant that during the preseason he got in his own head and believed he could catch anything and thus when the regular season rolled around the gloves were without the sticky substance of years passed. But that was not the biggest scandal, the biggest was from his college tape. As many people are unaware, Beloit College is not known for its football, as it is a division III school. It’s biggest name in the NFL is Derek Carrier. But, what is unknown is why the Buccaneers took off. Upon closer inspection, the ball that the Beloit team was using was no ordinary football, it was a Nerf® Vortex®. How they missed the smaller body and large tailfin is hard to say but it is clear that this gave the Beloit team and advantage as a regular kid could out throw John Elway’s 90yd pass in the 90s. It is very clear that this ball helped Darren Smallwood’s stock rise in the draft and explains his struggles at holding and catching a regular football.

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