*Kristoffer O'Sullivan Press Conference

[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

Hello, yes sorry I got here late, my name is Dr. Tobias Funke, not with any media outlets I am actually working with the league as a professional analyst and therapist, an analrapist if you will.




Like I mentioned, I got here a little late. Why exactly are you here today?


Mhmmmm, yes and how does that make you feel?

Ah, ok I see I see. How do you feel about the league's handling of head trauma, player safety and medical conditions such as concussions and CTE?

Sir, I believe that due to your responses here you may be suffering from some sort of brain damage. How many fingers am I holding up right now?

It's worse than I thought! Someone get this man to a doctor, he's probably contagious! Wait, I'm a doctor! Yes I can do it, I CAN SAVE YOU.

(As "Dr." Funke arises from his seat, he is quickly grabbed by two men in black suits and escorted from the room)