(S28) PT2 - Mascots

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Pretty much nobody knows what a Hahalua is. It sounds funny, like literally funny, as people have called them the Hahas and other joke-related joke names. As you might know, Hahalua is the Hawaiian name for a manta ray, the giant creatures who grace the waters around Hawaii. And believe it or not, one of them is Haha, the Honolulu mascot. We're not entirely sure which one it is, but we know it's there. Sometimes Haha comes to games and cheers on his (maybe? since we don't know which Hahalua Haha is, it's hard to nail down his/her/their gender. but I guess most football mascots are male?) Hahalua brethren as they play on the field, though obviously, it's hard to tell whether it's really Haha or not. But Haha is obviously the best mascot of the ISFL. Which other mascot is truly what they claim to be? Which other mascot is ALIVE? Which other mascot doesn't speak in human language and literally can't be identified? Which other mascot may be dead? Which other mascot cannot physically be brought on to the football field because it is the length of the endzone? Rumor has it that someone tried to bring a Hahalua he thought was Haha on to the field for a Honolulu game. It didn't go well, unsurprisingly.