(S28) PT2 - Mascots

[MrStennett]

Playing football in Arizona is made special by our awesome mascot, the Outlaw. Our weekly foes are often intimidated by not only the meaning behind having a career criminal as a mascot, but also the fact that he very prominently displays that he is carrying a firearm. It's like, we'll do whatever we have to to win. We'll lie, we'll cheat, and if that all fails, we'll shoot your entire team and win by forfeit. That is the Outlaw mentality. The team's win at all costs methodology is sometimes shaken because we lose. We quickly rebound from that loss when someone suggests we tie the opposing running back's shoe laces together and we're on to the next win, probably. It was even once suggested that we should all wear bandanas on the field as a show of team solidarity, but we were informed shortly afterwards that that is against league uniform policies. Just another way a corrupt, unyielding system is stacked against the might Outlaw dynasty (that hasn't quite managed to win anything of note. Yet.) Basically, this is all to say that the Outlaws informs and is indeed the direct model of our team identity and the way that we approach every, single game day. As the old adage goes, if you aren't cheating, you aren't trying!

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