(S28) PT2 - Mascots

[Oles]

Some may say the Grey Ducks mascot is some sort of man in a bird costume. Some may say it is some sort of duck that has been dyed to look like the logo. Well, I’m here to tell you the real mascot of the Grey Ducks, the one only the big wigs in the know get to see. There’s a special mascot who only goes around to each box in the stadium, the high-profile fans who spend the extra cash get to see the ever exclusive manbearduck, a very rare, and very real, animal that can only be caught under very specific circumstances that only a few people know about. Al Gore came dangerously close to figuring this out with manbearpig, but little did he know the true mythical beast wasn’t part pig, it was part duck. Well, the all-knowing, totally not a tyrant @TheCC was able to track this beast down, and was able to catch him in order to sate the rich person’s desire for rare and exotic creatures that they can eat, err I mean see.  I don’t know how he does it, but somehow it’s almost like there’s an unlimited supply, they always disappear, and then the next day a new one is just found wandering around the stadium. I’ve heard some things, but never had a chance to eat one, err I mean see one myself, but it definitely sounds like a tasty encounter. (240 words)