*Brice Boggs presser

[Daybe]

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Which of Maddox's wings do you like best?

ABSOLUTELY NOT. The two things are incredibly different from each other. For one, a hot dog only has one bun, while a sandwich has two loaves of bread. I know about this damn well. The ESPN doesn't broadcast sandwich eating competitions every single year. You don't see ballpark vendors walking around yelling, "Get your sandwiches here! Get your sandwiches here!" No. These two will never be the same.

ALL OF THEM