(S28) PT 4 - Back to School

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Bender was asked to coach his old high school's football team after the head coach was mugged by a mysterious robot. The head coach had enough of Tijuana's crime so he packed up and left town, leaving the team midway through the season. Bender had always wanted to be a role model for kids and would never miss an opportunity to yell at teenagers. So he took the job. When he showed up, the team was in bad shape. They hadn't won a game yet even though they were a well disciplined, clean cut team. Bender knew that he had to change the team culture. He took an old school approach, making every player (even the kicker) push the sled while he followed behind whipping them. He encouraged the players to booze it up after practice and benched the kids who would not participate. Friday came around and their first game was against the best team in the conference. Bender knew that the team needed a little extra help so he replaced the gatorade with beer. He walked around the sideline swearing at the players and smoking a cigar. He received a penalty when he told the ref to "Bite my glorious golden ass!" The team, filled with drunken strength, was able to pulled off the victory. He celebrated with them by handing out "cigars" that he personally rolled himself and smoking with them on the field. Bender was promptly fired.