The really shocking thing is that my small beach town in New Zealand has started an American football team since I left, that alone shows that I inspired my town, which is just awesome. But the most reasonable thing would be that I misinterpreted "football game" to mean "American football" since I am so used to that compared to the mainly used term "football" to mean soccer. Curses you Americans for making me fly home to coach a stupid Soccer game!
Anyway, it is the middle of the offseason and I have the opportunity to go home to New Zealand, as I am visiting family, I get a phone call from my former high school in need of an interim coach, as I am a well-known celebrity, the school found it a good way to get some good publicity, and as I have a history in playing soccer, I sign the 1-day contract and as the game goes on the team scores 3 goals including a game-winner in the 66th minute. And while I am very proud of my former high school for giving me this fun opportunity, I am equally happy for the team I helped get a win. I do not accept their offer to be the head coach, I return to my wonderful life as a professional football player.
Anyway, it is the middle of the offseason and I have the opportunity to go home to New Zealand, as I am visiting family, I get a phone call from my former high school in need of an interim coach, as I am a well-known celebrity, the school found it a good way to get some good publicity, and as I have a history in playing soccer, I sign the 1-day contract and as the game goes on the team scores 3 goals including a game-winner in the 66th minute. And while I am very proud of my former high school for giving me this fun opportunity, I am equally happy for the team I helped get a win. I do not accept their offer to be the head coach, I return to my wonderful life as a professional football player.
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