(S28) PT 4 - Back to School

[Vorshayla]

PickSix Ii was contacted by his high school to coach temporarily as a publicity stunt.  However, as PickSix II was not paid for his time, he decided to do it half assed.  He played most of the team's star players both ways, severely tiring them out to gauge their conditioning which was lacking.  PickSix II has no interest in coaching and he never does anything without being paid first and foremost so he relied on the assistant coach for most of the game while he just called non-stop flea flickers for the fun of it.  While a very entertaining game, his high school team down by 3 touchdowns at half time.  

Instead of rallying the team with a motivational speech, he simply boasted about his own accomplishments and how the players were lucky to be on the same field as him and pointed to the school records with his name emblazoned on the trophy case saying he was the only good thing that came out of that school and that's why they asked him to coach temporarily.  PickSix Ii only agreed to do it because he wasn't being played by the Butchers anyway and had some time on his hands.  

Needless to say, the team was not motivated coming out of the half and surrendered another 2 scores before the end of the game.  The school was not happy with his performance and understandably, did not ask him to return to coach while they sorted their head coaching vacancy out without PickSix II.


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