This prompt is particularly challenging for Anton Bruckner. You see, Anton was homeschooled in the town of Silver City, Alaska. The population of the town was exactly 6. Only his family. Over the years even his family left. That won’t stop Bruckner from returning to his hometown to coach the football team however.
Anton Bruckner had been paying keen attention to what his coaches and general managers were doing in the DSFL. After all, they specialized in developing young players. How different could it be from teaching high schoolers how to play good football? Just gotta maximise that TPE earning and pay off the refs (Anton Bruckner never had enough money).
For the next week Bruckner incessantly messaged and yelled at his high school team all hours of the day:
“Get that activity check done, I don’t see your post!”
“Pay up for your equipment. Borrow money if you have to. You’re still $13,499, 578 away!”
“The gains aren’t gains unless you tell the refs. Make that update page!!”
Remarkably, Bruckner was fired from the interim position after one whole week. What’s so remarkable you may ask? Well, much like his stats, Anton’s team was entirely imaginary. Not real in the slightest. So getting fired was quite the feat.
Word count = 210
Anton Bruckner had been paying keen attention to what his coaches and general managers were doing in the DSFL. After all, they specialized in developing young players. How different could it be from teaching high schoolers how to play good football? Just gotta maximise that TPE earning and pay off the refs (Anton Bruckner never had enough money).
For the next week Bruckner incessantly messaged and yelled at his high school team all hours of the day:
“Get that activity check done, I don’t see your post!”
“Pay up for your equipment. Borrow money if you have to. You’re still $13,499, 578 away!”
“The gains aren’t gains unless you tell the refs. Make that update page!!”
Remarkably, Bruckner was fired from the interim position after one whole week. What’s so remarkable you may ask? Well, much like his stats, Anton’s team was entirely imaginary. Not real in the slightest. So getting fired was quite the feat.
Word count = 210
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