As a whole, Tim Soulja came from a very small school that barely had a football program in the first place. In Dreamland, they focus much more of their efforts to the most popular local sport, Air Ride racing. As a result, the football funding is very limited, so the coach resigning would send a shockwave through the program.
Flying back on his own air ride machine to save the day, Soulja would immediately try to calm and prepare the team for the next game coming up. Since Dreamland is filled with all Kirby creatures that have the suck up ability, he showed his defense his special technique for how to intercept the ball. With some big inhaling practice, the entire secondary became a vacuum in just one practice!
Soulja then tried to inspire his offense, especially his new qb Prince Dedede! Taking advantage of Dedede’s specialty hammer, Soulja showed the qb how he could use the mallet to throw the ball even further, much like how his father, King Dedede, wails the Gordos!
After the week of preparation, Soulja prepared his infamous game day speech:
"Poyo, poyo poyo! Poyo! Po poyo! Poyo poyo poyo poyo poyo poyo!"
The team was inspired again and ran full force onto the field! Mouths inhaling, Gordos flying, balls soaring! After a hard-fought battle, the City Trials finished the game!
…with a 50-7 loss because Soulja forgot that Gordos and hammers were illegal on the field and they got boned by penalties. Still the student will never forget that day, and the poyos had a blast! Maybe next game Soulja will come out with some legal strats.
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Flying back on his own air ride machine to save the day, Soulja would immediately try to calm and prepare the team for the next game coming up. Since Dreamland is filled with all Kirby creatures that have the suck up ability, he showed his defense his special technique for how to intercept the ball. With some big inhaling practice, the entire secondary became a vacuum in just one practice!
Soulja then tried to inspire his offense, especially his new qb Prince Dedede! Taking advantage of Dedede’s specialty hammer, Soulja showed the qb how he could use the mallet to throw the ball even further, much like how his father, King Dedede, wails the Gordos!
After the week of preparation, Soulja prepared his infamous game day speech:
"Poyo, poyo poyo! Poyo! Po poyo! Poyo poyo poyo poyo poyo poyo!"
The team was inspired again and ran full force onto the field! Mouths inhaling, Gordos flying, balls soaring! After a hard-fought battle, the City Trials finished the game!
…with a 50-7 loss because Soulja forgot that Gordos and hammers were illegal on the field and they got boned by penalties. Still the student will never forget that day, and the poyos had a blast! Maybe next game Soulja will come out with some legal strats.
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