(S28) PT 4 - Back to School

[UltimateYeehaw]

Chunt The Badger has a major secret to share. Being that he is not from Earth, there was no such thing as a high school for him to attend. More so, he never picked up the game of Football until he was long in college at the Vermillion Minotaur; so for that, I am editing this prompt to cover Chunt’s brief but extraordinary coaching career within college. The Vermillion Minotaur was down on their luck and decided to take a cue from The University of Texas and fire their head coach for no solid reason. In turn, their only viable option was to request Chunt The Badger to coach them while he took a much needed break after winning his ultimini. Chunt had no prior experience coaching so he did what he thought all football playing badgers would do: give an inspirational speech. Chunt’s idea of inspiration was nothing other than talking about his achievements on Earth followed by the sheer amount of money he has gotten from his various lube deals. While it may have seen that Chunt was tapping into his narcissistic self, he was able to piss off the players of his team so much that they threw the game. Unfortunately, Chunt was not offered a job position and is now permanently staying on Earth for the next 10 seasons.