(S28) PT 4 - Back to School

[Big Edd]

Some people may believe Big Edd would be a terrible coach at any level of football, but this is far from the truth. Big Edd is a very skilled gamer and plays a heck ton of madden everyday. He has been able to learn every team's playbooks through and through. As a matter of fact, this si why he has been so successful as a player in the league. Anyways, back to the PT. On the very first series I bet thee team stinks a lot because Edd will probably be super hungry and needs to be fed. He will end up taking an entire 1st quarter to fill up his belly. By now, the opposing team is probably up 28-0, but this is when the fun begins. Edd will call his great friend Bill Belichicken for some cheating tactics to help the team get back in the game. The players will be very hesitant to collaborate and buy into the cheating ways, but they will eventually join in. Soon or later the score will be tied at halftime. The other team will not know what even hit them as the half opens, Edd will actually hop into the game himself and consuming the opposing quarterback. WIthout a starting QB the other team will flee in fear and automatically forfeit the game. Woohoo the end.