(S28) PT 5 - Helping Out

[dude_man]

So I had to think about this one for a bit because I’m not really a charity person in general, and I wanted to make a funny twist on it, so I’ll probably go with George Costanza’s People’s foundation if it’s still up and running. You might be thinking why would I help a man who’s morally not the greatest person/organization to give money to? Listen, my man messed up a lot of things in his life, but I’m going to support him in whatever ventures he’s asking for now. I have the moolah to give it, and it’s not a big deal in the grand scheme of things because I’d make sure he managed it wisely. As far as the result is concerned, it can go in many ways, but as a man of charity in the sense of people, I’m willing to give him a chance with my money. He’s a bit desperate, so I’m willing to help him in whatever is needed to make the organization work. My agent says I’m crazy trusting in him, but what can a simple $1M really do to him that I can’t do with over $40M? But in all reality, knowing that man, he’s probably going to steal it and run off to Cabo or something. If that happens, my special friend Tony will look for him.