Greetings ladies and gentlemen of the ISFL. I come to you today to tell you that I am a fool. For the S28 charity fundraiser I thought it would be a great idea to do a dramatic reading of "50 Shades of Grey." HO quickly shut that idea down, and in my hubris I though the Emoji Movie would be a better alternative. Little did I know this was the worst thing I could have possibly suggested. For those of you unaware, the Emoji Movie is without question the worst thing ever created in all of human history. I spent far more time than I ever should trying to find a way to make this utter disaster remotely entertaining. I've come to the only conclusion I can. It is physically impossible to rewrite the emoji movie in a way that makes it bearable. You would have to write an entirely different movie and then some. So while I am unable to bring you a dramatic reading. I hope you will enjoy this equally dramatic piece I have written.
God looks upon his creation and weeps.
Never before has such evil been reached.
Oh to be, the emoji movie.
A monument to all the sins of men.
There is no joy left in the world.
There is one to blame
TJ Miller in his search for fame
Left the world with naught but ash and flame.
Full of corporate sellouts and greed.
The Emoji movie should not be seen.
Oh to be, the Emoji Movie.
That which nearly brought Sony Pictures to its knees.
God looks upon his creation and weeps.
Never before has such evil been reached.
Oh to be, the emoji movie.
A monument to all the sins of men.
There is no joy left in the world.
There is one to blame
TJ Miller in his search for fame
Left the world with naught but ash and flame.
Full of corporate sellouts and greed.
The Emoji movie should not be seen.
Oh to be, the Emoji Movie.
That which nearly brought Sony Pictures to its knees.
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