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15. Going to Disneyland! Who was the Ultimus Game MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland.
Season 28 in the ISFL is in the books, and with it we've seen a return to the top for the legendary Yellowknife Wraiths, who have been one of the most consistently dominant teams in the league for the last half of the league's existence. While the Austin Copperheads made their run to the championship game and put up a good fight, nearly making a late comeback, the Wraiths put on an excellent showing in the Ultimus game to bring the trophy back to the great white north. While this was a well-rounded team effort, the MVP award has to go to Colby Jack, who played a great game with 237 yards and a touchdown through the air with no turnovers. When Colby got to Anaheim for his traditional trip to Disneyland, he of course had to celebrate his team's run through the league. First, he got his picture taken with Woody from Toy Story, altering the character's famous catchphrase to "There's a snake under my boot" to note his stomping of the Copperheads. He also rode the Matterhorn Bobsleds, where he and his fellow riders conquer the not-so-fearsome Yeti (much like the ISFL's Yeti, this animatronic broke down years ago and is operating in a sub-par state called "B Mode." That's a true fact, look it up.) There are no fire salamanders in the Disney canon, but Colby did visit the Monsters Inc. ride where a lizard-like monster named Randall gets beaten up by a child, much like the Wraiths beat up on Berlin in the postseason. Finally, Colby visited the Haunted Mansion to see all the ghosts and say hi to his spooky wraith friends.
16. The season is over and the draft is coming up. What do you bring to a team, and why should a team choose to take a chance on you next season?
As the offseason continues and the ISFL draft draws near, Dante King and his fellow draft prospects will soon find out where they will be called to begin their careers. Among the loaded class of potential stars, Dante envisions himself as the crown jewel of this cohort of future big league players. Since falling to the second round of the DSFL draft, Dante has done everything in his power to show teams that he is dedicated to mastering his craft and becoming the best football player in the world. He hasn't missed a weekly workout or training event yet and has even pulled double shifts at his second job to pay for top tier equipment that he hopes will make a difference on the field. Not only does he provide exceptional on-field ability, but Dante knows that he is just the kind of locker room presence that a team needs - a self-confident player who knows how good he is and brings that kind of swagger to the team, while also being committed to helping his team be as successful as possible by playing a variety of roles. With the minutes counting down until the selection process begins, Dante knows that there is only destination that makes sense - the Baltimore Hawks, holders of the first overall pick.
26. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
Dante King has played many roles on the football field throughout his life, from defensive enforcer to a plethora of offensive roles. He thrives the most as a running back, but his electric skills in space help him make an impact wherever he lines up. If he was unable to play as a running back, he certainly would have ended up entering himself into draft contention as a wide receiver. Other players on the field are important, even if their individual contributions aren't as visible on the stat sheet, but that's not who Dante is. He lives to drive his teams forward and keep opposing teams on their toes, reacting to his speed and agility - usually unsuccessfully. When he sees a matchup that he can take advantage of, whether it's a linebacker matched up with him in the slot or a cornerback that can't keep up with him down the field, he knows it's on. It's true that he doesn't have traditional size for a wideout and would be smaller than most of the boundary cornerbacks he'd be lined up against, but his shiftiness off the line would force them to give him a cushion and prevent them from pressing him too hard, negating the size advantage. And who needs 50/50 balls when there isn't a defender within ten yards?
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Season 28 in the ISFL is in the books, and with it we've seen a return to the top for the legendary Yellowknife Wraiths, who have been one of the most consistently dominant teams in the league for the last half of the league's existence. While the Austin Copperheads made their run to the championship game and put up a good fight, nearly making a late comeback, the Wraiths put on an excellent showing in the Ultimus game to bring the trophy back to the great white north. While this was a well-rounded team effort, the MVP award has to go to Colby Jack, who played a great game with 237 yards and a touchdown through the air with no turnovers. When Colby got to Anaheim for his traditional trip to Disneyland, he of course had to celebrate his team's run through the league. First, he got his picture taken with Woody from Toy Story, altering the character's famous catchphrase to "There's a snake under my boot" to note his stomping of the Copperheads. He also rode the Matterhorn Bobsleds, where he and his fellow riders conquer the not-so-fearsome Yeti (much like the ISFL's Yeti, this animatronic broke down years ago and is operating in a sub-par state called "B Mode." That's a true fact, look it up.) There are no fire salamanders in the Disney canon, but Colby did visit the Monsters Inc. ride where a lizard-like monster named Randall gets beaten up by a child, much like the Wraiths beat up on Berlin in the postseason. Finally, Colby visited the Haunted Mansion to see all the ghosts and say hi to his spooky wraith friends.
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278 words16. The season is over and the draft is coming up. What do you bring to a team, and why should a team choose to take a chance on you next season?
As the offseason continues and the ISFL draft draws near, Dante King and his fellow draft prospects will soon find out where they will be called to begin their careers. Among the loaded class of potential stars, Dante envisions himself as the crown jewel of this cohort of future big league players. Since falling to the second round of the DSFL draft, Dante has done everything in his power to show teams that he is dedicated to mastering his craft and becoming the best football player in the world. He hasn't missed a weekly workout or training event yet and has even pulled double shifts at his second job to pay for top tier equipment that he hopes will make a difference on the field. Not only does he provide exceptional on-field ability, but Dante knows that he is just the kind of locker room presence that a team needs - a self-confident player who knows how good he is and brings that kind of swagger to the team, while also being committed to helping his team be as successful as possible by playing a variety of roles. With the minutes counting down until the selection process begins, Dante knows that there is only destination that makes sense - the Baltimore Hawks, holders of the first overall pick.
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216 words26. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
Dante King has played many roles on the football field throughout his life, from defensive enforcer to a plethora of offensive roles. He thrives the most as a running back, but his electric skills in space help him make an impact wherever he lines up. If he was unable to play as a running back, he certainly would have ended up entering himself into draft contention as a wide receiver. Other players on the field are important, even if their individual contributions aren't as visible on the stat sheet, but that's not who Dante is. He lives to drive his teams forward and keep opposing teams on their toes, reacting to his speed and agility - usually unsuccessfully. When he sees a matchup that he can take advantage of, whether it's a linebacker matched up with him in the slot or a cornerback that can't keep up with him down the field, he knows it's on. It's true that he doesn't have traditional size for a wideout and would be smaller than most of the boundary cornerbacks he'd be lined up against, but his shiftiness off the line would force them to give him a cushion and prevent them from pressing him too hard, negating the size advantage. And who needs 50/50 balls when there isn't a defender within ten yards?
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