(S2) - PT #3 - Bold Predictions

[Hypodynamic]

Tonight, I will be making a bold prediction. I would even go so far as to call it the boldest of predictions. I like to say - as our nation's president might say - everybody knows I make the boldest predictions; my predictions are great; many experts have enjoyed my predictions, but I digress. The bold prediction that I have for you guys here right now, tonight, is a bold one indeed. Some people may criticize this statement, saying that the prediction is, in fact, too bold for our humble, but steadily growing, league. Members of this league may be offended, repulsed, insulted, disgruntled, or put off by this prediction to I will lay forth before the eyes of the league on this calm, cool, August night, a night that, by all other indications, was completely normal. Except this prediction. That prediction is as follows: Many players in the National Simulation football league will begin to use even more outlandish strategies to meet word counts while putting in minimum effort. One way they may do this is by taking a word that could have been said once and using many alternates, substitutes, alternatives, equivalents, or synonyms to replace it and pad the word count. I however, will never do any such thing.

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