(S1) - Mock Draft

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1. Orange County Otters - Jogn Floggity, OL, Hawaii

if I don't believe in me how can I ask GMs to believe in me

2. Yellowknife Wraiths - Josh Garden, WR, Baylor

Everyone else is guessing he's going first and the 1 TPE I'd get from being right isn't worth the phenominal amounts of smug I can bank if the Otters decide to go OLine in a really weak OLine draft

3. Colorado Yeti - DJ Law, WR, Miami

Look the commissioners are probably going to be active and good don't blame me if you burn your hands on these hot ass takes

4. San Jose SaberCats - Alexander Selich, LB, FAU

Put up a bunch of numbers in a game that probably won't matter, but he's staff and LB is probably premium as a position that can go forward and wreck shop against terrible OLines as well as cover passes against the huge number of QB GMs

5. Baltimore Hawks - Angus Winchester, OL, Wisconsin

There's just so much value at OLine, and picking an active one early is going to make other teams scramble

6. Arizona Outlaws - Vincent Draxel, QB, South Carolina

A sneaky part of me thinks that QBs will go real late in the draft, because 4 teams already have their guy, but getting a guy who does graphics is valuable

7. Arizona Outlaws - Jayce Tuck, DE, Cal

Power rushers are probably a premium pick and he's posted a bunch

8. Baltimore Hawks - Marcus Boyd, OL, Texas A&M

It's hard to imagine a team going back to back OLinemen, but having at least 2, if not 3, real OLinemen is going to be key if you want a living QB

9. San Jose SaberCats - Reg Mackworthy, RB, Oregon

Had a monster All American Bowl which is sure something. Realistically he'd still be on the board later in the draft because who is picking a backup running back, but I don't want to snub the guy who's done a good role

10. Colorado Yeti - Luke Tiernan, RB, Notre Dame

anyone who can start a twitter drama before actually playing a game has to have an edge. I picked this Mick over the other Mick because he's posted more and I think Power Backs are cooler

11. Yellowknife Wraiths - Jason Spearhead, DE, Bama

Didn't have a great Bowl but I'm not putting a huge amount of stock in that. DE is going to be a good position to be at if the generated characters aren't good

12. Orange County Otters - Kieran O'Connell, RB, Pittsburgh

On the other hand, all purpose backs are more common, so maybe that's valuable?

Honorable mentions: Sinjin Flimjollywop, the best name in the game
Z Ronald, the best Lineman we never had