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I feel like this would happen

"Boss drops back with the ball, and he manages to throw in coverage and it's INTERCEPTED!,

Wait a minute. Did Angus just teleport to that cornerback? Looks like there is now a Forced Fumble and it's recovered by ANGUS WINCHESTER, and he's already in the end zone for a TOUCHDOWN?? and apparently he managed to pick up 4 pancakes en route blocking for himself..."

That's probably the only way I'll be getting pancakes this season. 10 pancakes and 3 sacks allowed after 6 games, the sim gods are angry at me. This morning I ran a bunch of tests on myself to see if it was just a fluke and I was averaging 4.5 pancakes/game and 1 sack per 15 games. Just not my year.