(S29) PT 4 - Statues

[hotdog]

I would encourage the Arizona Outlaws ownership group to consider putting up a statue of defensive legend Galf Wilf outside the arena. Galf Wilf had a long and storied career with the Outlaws, playing his entire ISFL career in the black and maroon. Wilf had a notable peak, winning not one but TWO defensive player of the year awards. Given how rare this award is, the fact that Wilf won two of them likely earns him a spot in the hall of fame already. As the standout defensive player for a long time in Arizona, Wilf is worthy of mention already. In addition to the hardware earned in 2038 and 2040, constituting his peak, Wilf has had a lengthy career, still a relevant part of a now-dominant team. Arizona has had a top defense in the past three seasons, and despite the old age, Wilf is a major part of that. Wilf also served as a role model for many of the younger defensive players on the Outlaws, so his internal regard is as high as his external. Lastly, Wilf rhymes with Milf and Dilf and Gilf so this statue would be an impressive site, perfectly modeling Galf as the Wizard that we would all like to fuck. Erect this Galf Wilf statue as soon as he's retired!