(S29) PT 4 - Statues

[Beaver]

Obviously the statue I would choose for the Tijuana Luchadores to put outside their historic stadium is of the legendary offensive lineman Maiteers Rico-Shea who played there for a number of seasons and accumulated another number of pancakes while allowing a smaller number of sacks and the peak of the career of Maiteers Rico-Shea was in Season 26 when he dominated the competition en route to an extremely deserved Development Simulation Football League Offensive Lineman of the Year award now you may recall that a small number of people with even smaller IQs thought that cheese furley should be the winner of the award because of penalties or something but luckily the awards committee made the right decision and in my opinion the proper way to commemorate that extremely correct decision would be to erect a statue of Maiteers Rico-Shea pancaking Cheeze Fairley while holding the Development Simulation Football League Offensive Lineman of the Year award aloft and surrounded by penalty flags because the amount that Maiteers Rico-Shea dominated Cheers Farlo really was unnecessary roughness although on the other hand some would say that was extremely necessary and those people would be correct just like the awards committee so yes that is the statue that I would choose to erect outside the Tijuana Luchadores stadium to honor a team legend in fact I mocked up a possible design of the statue for those of you who are visual learners: