As a longtime member of the Yellowknife Wraiths and short-time member of the Baltimore Hawks, I don't have a lot of great thoughts about Hawk history. For most of my time in the league they were either The EnemyTM - a powerhouse rival deserving of my hatred, or just a hapless team deserving of my pity. With that said, there is one player who deserves a statue to recognize his contributions to the team, and that is Cargo Hardhat. The second overall pick in the S14 NSFL draft behind the far superior Cooter Bigsby, Corgi Hardon lived up to his draft billing and put together a very solid career under center in Baltimore. Coastal Halogen ranks second all time for the franchise in passing yards and touchdowns, behind only Avon Blocksdale, and made it to at least one Ultimus game and presumably multiple Pro Bowls. I believe that Cosplay Handjob also won at least a couple of QB of the Year awards, and overall when you put these accolades that I'm too lazy to research in-depth together, you see a player who is one of the greatest of all time for his franchise. Cocoa Hairdo is a name that ISFL players and Baltimore fans will remember for a long time, especially when he's immortalized with his very own statue.

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