(S29) PT 4 - Statues

[MattBake12]

For my International Simulation Football League week number four point task regarding the resurrection of a statue of a player outside the Bondi Beach Buccaneers Stadium, Emu War Memorial Stadium, I will be choosing one of the greatest defensive tackles in recent history for the Bucs, GOAT TANK. Casted in Moroccan brass, with highlights of platinum, emerald and gold, this astounding 25 ft tall beast will be front and center. Right outside Gate C of the stadium, the main fifty yard line gate on Beach Blvd. Standing in his patented “one goal, to sack, 3 point, for pain” stance. Fans will be able to have Instagram photograph opportunities underneath the statue as well as sitting inside GOAT’s Statues helmet. I wont even go through the meaningless task of describing why this statue is resurrected, there should be no other statues on earth besides this one, there is NO ONE better than the GOAT TANK. He is so good he had to be nerfed into a running back where he is still the GOAT. When the League announced the subsidation of funding to all teams to have one of their players immortalized, before the message was even completed the work to plan and construct this 8th wonder of the world was started. Grand Opening will be the last week of Season 29, hope to see you all there!

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