(S29) PT 4 - Statues

[Fronk]

I am fairly new to this league and also new to Minnesota. I’ve decided to take a recent approach to who I think deserves to be immortalized with a statue outside of the Quack Shack in Duluth, Minnesota. Now I need to preface this write up with the understanding that many many Grey Ducks and San Antonio Marshals are probably more worthy and deserving of a statue, but I personally am unaware. My pick for a statue to be fully erect outside of the stadium is not a full person but a giant leg. Gluteus Maximus’ leg to be specific. This dude is a workout beast and the leg is his most prized possession. This leg should be a work of art that symbolizes one of the greatest boots in not just Minnesota Grey Duck history, but the DSFL itself.

Gluteus Maximus has moved onto the big leagues but has left the Minnesota Grey Duck locker room in a better state than he found it. Maximus currently holds the DSFL record for longest field goal made with a 57 yarder and the DSFL record for the longest punt punted with a 65 yard bomb. If Gluteus Maximus played instead for a team like the Seawolves, he probably would have the record for the most field goals made in a single game, but he was on a decent team. The record is currently making six total in a single game and Maximus has only had the opportunity to put five through the uprights during one game of Season 28.


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