(S29) PT 4 - Statues

[Sopath]

I don't know shit about the history of the Dallas Birddogs. I've been on the team for all of a couple days so I'm left with two choices. Do I do some research on the history of my team or do I act like a complete self aggrandizing dick. Well I did the bare minimum in research and I'm going to go with Ivan Toastavich. Number one, killer name. It's the kind of name you want to purchase a jersey for and when you hear that Toastavich is in the endzone like fuck yeah man let's go. Number two, as Wide Receiver myself I'm obligated to pick a fellow wide receiver for this honor. Wide receivers never get enough love and to be able to give love to a good wide receiver with Toast in the name come on! Kids will be wanting pictures with Toast and won't someone please think of the merchandising!? Also I feel like I owe it to Toast to pick him because I jinxed his team in the SMJHL Draft Lottery and I still feel bad about it. Sorry Toast. If it makes you feel any better I do legit hope the best for Maine, hopefully we see them continue to get better!