(S29) PT 4 - Statues

[pauadrian]

I think that my DSFL team Portland Pythons should select me Tay Swizzle to have a statue of outside their stadium. Although I have been there a pretty short time I have brought in a multitude of new fans to the Portland fanbase and the ISFL in general. Her hit song "Teardrops On My Football" brought a ratings increase and attendance boost to the stadium itself. Plus if Fulham can have Michael Jackson for no reason other than the owner likes the musician, why can't Tay Swizzle have her own statue outside the stadium she herself plays in. Not just plays in football wise, but also concert wise too! Not to mention her declaration to spend the most amount of time possible in minors with the team that drafted her in this previous draft. So this absolutely will age well. Unless it turns out that Tay Swizzle will be the worst wide reciever of all time in DSFL history. That will be extremely doubtful though as she has worked hard in training, earning her tpe every single week making sure she will be one of the best players in DSFL. Potentially even ISFL if she gets drafted by somebody or someplace she likes enough. Anyway that's my reasoning for having Tay Swizzle be immortalized for Portland Pythons