(S2) - Weekend PT #5 - Team Bonding

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In the country spirit of Angus Winchester's home state of Tennessee, every summer during a bye week or the offseason the Otters team travels out to the deep south to engage in an age old redneck tradition, tubing. For those unaware of the tradition it's quite simple, find a lazy river, find some friends, find some beers, and find some innertubes. You then tie the tube with your cooler on it to your tube and away you go. A good spot on a river can result in a solid 3 or more hours of tubing before you reach the endpoint.

When the Otters go most of the team is usually able to make it. They like to make sure to get a 12 pack of beer per person, not that every guy will drink that many, but because Winchester and Clegane end up having shotgun contests the whole way down the river and usually end up going through 20 or 30 beers each. Westfield and Phelps usually don't bring tubes, they just swim down the river, weirdos.

But probably the most memorable moment of their most recent tubing trip was when Adamle Tomlinson and Leroy Jenkins showed up in mankinis. We all got a good laugh, but it wasn't over. Halfway down the river Kronen pops up from under the water behind Tomlinson's tube and jerks his thong up into a wedgie and pulled it over a passing treebranch. As he hung there screaming and squirming, with bits and pieces flying out from under skimpy garments Dominic Verns fell into such a hysterical laughing fit that he fell out of his tube and almost drowned.