The Chicago Butchers may not have as colorful of a team history as many other teams, but that doesn't make it any harder to choose between all of the deserving candidates on who to make a statue of. We could choose one of the founding members of the Butchers. We could choose one of our best players in franchise history, such as Sean O'Leary @Blueline or Mike Hockhertz @CDub2. Maybe we could go with someone that is universally loved in our locker room such as our beloved retiring captain Tree Gelbman @RenoJacksonHS. These would all be fantastic choices, and they would all be completely worthy of having a statue outside of our stadium. But no, I'm not going to choose any of them. I would choose to make a statue of Franky, the good old tank commander at QB. Sure, he never threw a touchdown in any of his games as an ISFL QB. Sure, he was most likely the worst QB in the history of the ISFL, statistically speaking. Sure, maybe this is actually mostly a meme choice. But despite all of those shortcomings, in the eyes of many Butchers and Butchers fans, Frank the Tank is a sign of hope, and a sign of good times ahead. So Franky gets my statue this time around.
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