(S29) PT 4 - Statues

[Vorshayla]

There is only one person worthy of having a statue outside Meatgrinder stadium and that is none other than HeHateMe PickSix Ii.  Who else even comes close to such an honor?  A standout who warmed the bench in his rookie season is way more deserving, I mean, the bench is where all the players have to sit.  If someone doesn't keep it warm for the rest of the team the starters could cramp up from sitting on a cold bench when they come off the field.  PickSix II also performs hydration duties when the defense isn't on the field because he knows it's important to stay hydrated during long and grueling games.  This is only the start of his career and already PickSix II has achieved such greatness and important things in the history of the stadium as well as the team.  PickSix Ii has also taken over for one of the starting CB positions this year and his stock is only going to continue to rise.  Build the statue now while his likeness is cheap.  It's a great investment.    

Frankly, what took ownership so long to realize that there needed to be a symbol of the rebuild in Chicago?  PickSix II simply isn't the hero Chicago deserves during this rebuild around the generational rookie, but he is the icon and hero this city needs to make football exciting in Chicago again.


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