(S29) PT 4 - Statues

[UltimateYeehaw]

Given the fact that I am still relatively new to the league and only know about players since the moment I joined (somewhere in Season 27 I think,) there are only a few options for statues I can think of. We could go with the rag tag team of rookies from Baltimore’s Season 28 draft. With our one handed hero that is one of the greatest receivers the league will ever have to the iconic goose that honks with such ferocity that opponents quake in the soundwaves. However, the most important statue would be hands down the one, the only, Chunt the Badger. Known for his dashingly good looks and interesting personality to match, Chunt is the true icon of the ISFL as a whole. He will be one of the best players to ever grace the Baltimore field. It would be a disservice of the hawks to deny the only badger in the league the opportunity to shine and forever be memorialized as the greatest badger to ever play the beautiful game of football. No one has, no one can, and no one will be as incredible both on and off the field as our favorite badger. It is with that being said and henceforth will be known to the league that the Hawks stadium will house a 35 foot tall statue of Chunt the Badger.