Bright eyes. Blank Slate. A vision for the future. I don't know any other players in this league, I just know I'm meant to be the greatest that's ever played the game. Where other men have struggled, I've overachieved. Some go to prestigious schools. I went to University of Redlands, Rancho Cucamonga. Go Bulldogs. I've always been the biggest fish in the pond and Rancho Cucamonga is the greatest pond on earth. Islands Restaurant... Sizzling Kitchen.... there's no better place for fine dining. But I digress. I'm ready for the ISFL but I'm not sure you're ready for me. As I learn about this league and its historic players you're all going to have the privilege to learn about me as I make history. I hope whichever team drafts me makes a deposit for high quality marble because they're going to need it to begin my statue after I win Defensive Rookie of the Year. Don't be surprised if I win the Ultimus MVP Year 1 too. I was the best goddamn D3 player California ever saw and I'm going to be the best DE this league has ever seen as well. So yeah, when it comes time to build a statue, my bust will be the symbol of awe inspiring hope that this city needs. I'm sizzling.
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