Ahhhh the things the Las Vegas Legion do for fun. Las Vegas. City of Angels. Sin City. Where everything stays and nothing leaves – unless you sleep with Matthew Peterson. Then you get herpes – also known as being traded to the Sabercats.
The team has several reserved tables at the legendary Spearmint Rhino – team quarterback Josh Bercovici insists on holding team meetings there. Not like anyone is complaining. Stormblessed is said to prefer tattooed blondes with light eyes and a glove over their safe hand. Just like Josh Garden’s sister.
In a bit of an initiation ritual before the team began, all rookies were gently encouraged (forced) to get up and sing in front of the team. Ardie Savea stole the show singing the Divinlys classic, ‘I touch myself’. He threw in a couple of really racy dance moves that would make the aforementioned Josh Garden’s sister blush.
Oh and the cocaine. Ohhhh the cocaine. That’s pretty much all I can say about that. They like cocaine.
What else, what else. Perhaps the funniest moment of team bonding came at this stadium with roughly 100 feet of ice, angry Canadians slipping about on blades, hitting a tiny piece of vulcanized rubber around with some sort of broom like apparatus intending to score on an unfortunate human wearing pillow-y armor guarding tiny red pipes. The team had a good laugh at that circus act.
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The team has several reserved tables at the legendary Spearmint Rhino – team quarterback Josh Bercovici insists on holding team meetings there. Not like anyone is complaining. Stormblessed is said to prefer tattooed blondes with light eyes and a glove over their safe hand. Just like Josh Garden’s sister.
In a bit of an initiation ritual before the team began, all rookies were gently encouraged (forced) to get up and sing in front of the team. Ardie Savea stole the show singing the Divinlys classic, ‘I touch myself’. He threw in a couple of really racy dance moves that would make the aforementioned Josh Garden’s sister blush.
Oh and the cocaine. Ohhhh the cocaine. That’s pretty much all I can say about that. They like cocaine.
What else, what else. Perhaps the funniest moment of team bonding came at this stadium with roughly 100 feet of ice, angry Canadians slipping about on blades, hitting a tiny piece of vulcanized rubber around with some sort of broom like apparatus intending to score on an unfortunate human wearing pillow-y armor guarding tiny red pipes. The team had a good laugh at that circus act.
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