(S29) PT 5 - Arguements

[Thor]

Ken walked into the Buccaneers locker room on day one after being signed by the team out of Bondi Beach, only to immediately witness a fight brewing between two bot players which appeared to be malfunctioning at the time. BringBack Bearcaneers and IThink HeTampered were both found to be engaging in conduct detrimental to the team and we are awaiting further word on what punishments will be levied upon them. Fortunately, this fight broke out at the perfect time as Ken Oath was able to quickly defuse the situation and prevent it from escalating further by making the two bots drink a beer with each other to resolve their issues. Normally this tactic is an effective solution with people, but since in this case these players were bots the beer immediately fried all of their internal functions and caused them to hard reset and shut down. There has been no word yet as to whether Ken will be punished for destroying team property, and also no word on who will be replacing these two bot players on the field in the Buccaneers upcoming games, but we are certain that the mediation skills of the newest Australian to join the team are effective. We will have to wait and see where his abilities take him next, and whether they're as useful on the field as they are off it.