(S29) PT 5 - Arguements

[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

If a fight or argument erupts in the locker room there's obviously only one good way to handle the situation: settle it in Smash. That's right I'm talking the classic throw down, no holds barred, legendary fighting game Super Smash Bros. And not any of that new shit either we're talking either melee or the OG. And not any of that wimpy, baby play modes. We're doing 99 stock, no time limit, for items only fans (get it?). And every 10 lives you lose, you gotta take a shot. Maybe wanna kick it up another notch I mean you can throw in something harder to get through what is probably going to be one of the most grueling and annoying ways to settle an argument. But here's the kicker, that's the whole point. By the time they either finish the match or just give up cause it's been three hours of "PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU", they're gonna be so sick of it they won't even care about the original argument in the first place. Heck they may not even remember if they drink enough at that point. Now I'll have you know that in all the times we've tried this it has only failed one time. And in that case we just called the young man's mother to come pick him up and he was grounded for at least a month. No more super smash for that guy.