After a prank war got out of hand between two young Arizona Outlaws, Tayshawn Crunk was asked to step in to attempt to resolve what had turned into legitimate heat between the two. Crunk assembled his team of mediators - Chuck Roth and Deadly Memes - and tricked the two players into having a sit down in a film room. Roth guarded the door, as was his assigned duty (and Memes, being unable to find a bench to sit on, sat on the floor, as it is his only useful skill). Crunk started off the dialogue.
It took a good 20 minutes of accusation and counter accusation to air all the grievances, and with the air cleared, Crunk proposed two things. Firstly, that each player would pay for half of the damages incurred to the property of the other one (with the rest coming from the wallet of a sleeping L'Gazzy Burfict), and secondly, that they should establish a players charter of rules to stop pranks going too far in the future. Here was that charter:
1) No wild animals to be placed in teammates' cars
2) Do not shit in a teammates cleats
3) There is no appropriate amount of hookers to send to a teammate's family gathering - this includes funerals
4) No swatting teammates, even for TikTok
5) All team Gatorade is to be kept Viagra free
The nameless culprits sighed in relief as their signatures moved Roth away from the door. Crunk took a victory sip of his Gatorade, and felt... funny. Outlaws gonna Outlaw.
It took a good 20 minutes of accusation and counter accusation to air all the grievances, and with the air cleared, Crunk proposed two things. Firstly, that each player would pay for half of the damages incurred to the property of the other one (with the rest coming from the wallet of a sleeping L'Gazzy Burfict), and secondly, that they should establish a players charter of rules to stop pranks going too far in the future. Here was that charter:
1) No wild animals to be placed in teammates' cars
2) Do not shit in a teammates cleats
3) There is no appropriate amount of hookers to send to a teammate's family gathering - this includes funerals
4) No swatting teammates, even for TikTok
5) All team Gatorade is to be kept Viagra free
The nameless culprits sighed in relief as their signatures moved Roth away from the door. Crunk took a victory sip of his Gatorade, and felt... funny. Outlaws gonna Outlaw.
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