Johnathon "Waterboy" Saint Press Conference

[jparks98]

Ice cream or chicken strips?
Women or water buffalos?
Condoms or water balloons?
Getting tickled by beefy men or getting your ass whooped by attractive women?
Wraiths or Otters?

1) Chicken strips for one please

2) Water buffalos. They can help you last for 1-2 months, the same can't be said for women

3) Aren't they the same thing?

4) Definitely getting my ass handed to me by an attractive woman.

5) Uh...Wra...No Ott...I think I plead the fifth