(S29) PT 5 - Arguements

[Mavfatha]

Tensions are high in the locker room pretty much always in Chicago - we're either stressed about our poor performances like this season, or we're stressed about the expectations to do well in the playoffs and win almost every game. However, we rarely have any fighting problems, as unlike many teams around the league we have a bunch of active offensive linemen who act as enforcers of the law, partially by decree of the coaching and management staff, but mainly just because we freaking want to man. We've got me in this group of course, but also league-wide star Mo Magic with his crazy pancake totals, Rigby Raccoon with his rabid tenacity, Givussafare Rubbe with his impressive experience at a position that's always been tough on the old knees, and James Gath who just kind of sits around with a blank look on his face but is still hella intimidating. Puny wide receivers get pissed at George because he didn't look their way often enough last game? We'll put those punks in their places. Same with puny cornerbacks acting like divas, puny linebackers bragging about their tackle totals, or puny defensive linemen wanting the same credit that our sick-nasty offensive linemen get. Everyone just needs to get the heck over themselves and focus on being the best team we can be.