Little known to the rest of the league, but the Otters are by far the best bonders in the league. No other team is as good as bonding as the Otters. Their expertise with epoxy is unmatched among the other teams. Nary a surface does not have some sort of bonded addition. Hooks are in every single locker, firmly secured with a high quality bond material. We're not talking low class bulk bought 3M contact strips. We're talking about high class paint to plastic or metal to plastic epoxy. Every single one of these contact points will require a dedicated acid bath to remove. Where hooks are unnecessary, pieces of motivational art hang on bonded fixtures. Who needs nails?! Screws are scrubs. Leave those plebian devices to noobs like the Outlaws. Only bonding for us Otters.
Now this is not without issue. Our plyometric boxes are of course all bonded together. Agnus Winchester has broken many a twenty four inch plyo box by jumping on it. Wood to wood epoxy hasn't advanced to the point that it can support that much of a break point. But never fear, the Otters are supporting researching into higher quality bonding material! Soon the world will come to respect Otter brand bond as the best quality bonding source in the world. All the world will respect our bonding! No one will ever doubt the bonds of the Otters again!!
Now this is not without issue. Our plyometric boxes are of course all bonded together. Agnus Winchester has broken many a twenty four inch plyo box by jumping on it. Wood to wood epoxy hasn't advanced to the point that it can support that much of a break point. But never fear, the Otters are supporting researching into higher quality bonding material! Soon the world will come to respect Otter brand bond as the best quality bonding source in the world. All the world will respect our bonding! No one will ever doubt the bonds of the Otters again!!