Micah Hendrix meets with the director for the new NSFL Primetime Intro Video.....
"Hey Micah thanks for coming in, just wanted to give you an idea of what we'll be having you do for your part in the video"
"Oh yeah I'm excited and I've got some ideas too for my part. I know the intro song is usually rock and roll, I can do a mean air guitar. Or what if you have me doing the robot dance with Big Bot that could be pretty funny. Oh oh or...."
"Whoa whoa kid slow down a second, look the video is already planned out you're just gonna do what we tell you to do, very simple. Ok so now we're gonna have you, Pest, Clegane and Sharpei, the four first round lineman lined up. You're just gonna have arms crossed and put on your best game face. Whole thing should be like three seconds tops."
"That's it....?"
"Yeah that's it, you're offensive linemen isn't your job mostly just standing around anyways sheesh."
"Excuse me? Playing offe-"
"Look, kid, I don't have time for this. The whole video is like two and a half minutes tops and I gotta find a way to fit like a hundred fucking different guys into it. You're lucky to even get the time you do. No offense, but you ever heard of Stormblessed, Noble, Garden, Nuck? Those are the guys that sell merchandise and jerseys, I have to feature them the most. Then I gotta deal with psychos like Bercovici and Cushing that want to make the whole thing about themselves. So could you please just do me a favor and just show up and just do the fucking cut how we want to do it cause I've got less than a week to put this together."
"Yeah, yeah ok"
"Great, see you tomorrow then. Ugghhhh alright send in Bercovici, let's get this over with."
"Hey Micah thanks for coming in, just wanted to give you an idea of what we'll be having you do for your part in the video"
"Oh yeah I'm excited and I've got some ideas too for my part. I know the intro song is usually rock and roll, I can do a mean air guitar. Or what if you have me doing the robot dance with Big Bot that could be pretty funny. Oh oh or...."
"Whoa whoa kid slow down a second, look the video is already planned out you're just gonna do what we tell you to do, very simple. Ok so now we're gonna have you, Pest, Clegane and Sharpei, the four first round lineman lined up. You're just gonna have arms crossed and put on your best game face. Whole thing should be like three seconds tops."
"That's it....?"
"Yeah that's it, you're offensive linemen isn't your job mostly just standing around anyways sheesh."
"Excuse me? Playing offe-"
"Look, kid, I don't have time for this. The whole video is like two and a half minutes tops and I gotta find a way to fit like a hundred fucking different guys into it. You're lucky to even get the time you do. No offense, but you ever heard of Stormblessed, Noble, Garden, Nuck? Those are the guys that sell merchandise and jerseys, I have to feature them the most. Then I gotta deal with psychos like Bercovici and Cushing that want to make the whole thing about themselves. So could you please just do me a favor and just show up and just do the fucking cut how we want to do it cause I've got less than a week to put this together."
"Yeah, yeah ok"
"Great, see you tomorrow then. Ugghhhh alright send in Bercovici, let's get this over with."
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