*S27 DSFL Week 13-Ultimini Highlights

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Week #13 Broadcast

Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting everyone! No special introduction this time and so please start us off with week thirteen Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at London Royals. Royals won 20 to 10. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Schumi Hulkenvettel of the London Royals with a stat line of 5 receptions for 96 yards, an average reception of 19.2 yards, a long of 50 yards, and 1 touchdown.

Agent Tesla: Hulkenvettel's first touch of the game came early in the first quarter as they converted a third and nine with a 23 yard reception. It was the end of the first quarter where they had their best play of the day though as they caught a 50 yard touchdown pass on first and ten with just seconds left in the quarter. We are onto defense next!

Defensive player of the game is cornerback C.J. Sonjack of the London Royals with a stat line of 5 tackles, 3 passes defended, and 2 interceptions. First and ten halfway through the first quarter and Sonjack picks off the pass in opponent territory with a 2 yard return just to help out. Late in the third quarter and Sonjack did it again with an interception on first and ten, although they were knocked back 5 yards into their own territory in the process.

Tell us about game two please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Norfolk Seawolves. Seawolves won 55 to 6. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Raeni Clarke of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 20 of 40 for 278 yards passing, an average pass of 7 yards, 3 touchdowns, 1 interception, a passer rating of 87.3, 4 rushing attempts for 26 yards, an average run of 6.5 yards, a long of 12 yards, and 2 touchdowns.

Agent Tesla: First and ten halfway through the first quarter and Clarke connected with the end zone for the first time in the form of a 48 yard touchdown pass on first and ten. Midway through the second Clarke would command another scoring drive that would start with a 29 yard pass on a first and ten, and end with a 32 yard touchdown pass on a first and ten. Towards the end of the third Clarke would do similar starting with a 12 yard run on a second and one, continuing with a 26 yard pass completion on a second and ten, and then finishing off the drive with a 4 yard touchdown pass on first and goal. Fourth quarter on a third and goal Clarke did it herself with a 1 yard touchdown run. Just a few minutes later she would do it again with a 3 yard touchdown run on a third and goal. Defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Bean Beanman of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 7 tackles, 2 for loss, 2 sacks, and 1 forced fumble.

Agent Tesla: Halfway through the first quarter on a second and four Beanman got to the quarterback for a 6 yard sack and a forced fumble on top of it. Opening drive of the third quarter Beanman showed their talents again with a 2 yard tackle for loss on a second and five play. In the closing minutes of the game Beanman would add one more 6 yard sack on a second and ten that would help finish off any chance at a comeback.

Week thirteen game three please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Dallas Birddogs. Pythons won 20 to 10. Offensive player of the game is running back Giovanni Bianchi of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 13 rushing attempts for 118 yards, an average run of 9.1 yards, a long of 73 yards, 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 8 yards.

Agent Tesla: First touch of the second half and Bianchi found their opportunity as they turned a second and two into a 15 yard run. It was not until the fourth quarter though where they really got to show off their jets as a few minutes into the quarter they took it 73 yards on a running play on second and three. Just a few minutes later they would convert third and goal with a 1 yard touchdown run just to seal the deal on the drive. Tell us about defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Donald McBobby of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 6 tackles, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception.

Agent Tesla: Second and four in the second quarter saw McBobby make contact with the quarterback for a 7 yard sack and fumble. Late in the third they had their best play though as on a first and ten in their own territory they picked off the pass and ran it back 14 yards to take over near midfield. McBobby would also be the one to essentially end the game with a tackle just short of the line to gain on a fourth and fifteen for a turnover on downs with about a minute left to play.

Last game of week thirteen please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Coyotes won 20 to 14. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Troy Abed of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 19 of 34 for 227 yards passing, an average pass of 6.7 yards, 2 touchdowns, and a passer rating of 96.1.

Agent Tesla: Opening drive for the Coyotes and Abed marched them down with a key 13 yard pass to convert a third and ten, a 10 yard pass to convert another third and ten, and capped off the drive with a 2 yard touchdown pass on third and goal. Second and ten on the next drive saw Abed complete their longest to that point good for 22 yards. Midway through the third quarter and Abed did it again with a 13 yard pass to convert a third and nine, a 10 yard pass to convert another third and nine a bit later, and finally a 12 yard touchdown pass on a first and ten to finish off that drive. Once again just a few minutes later Abed would complete a 22 yard pass early in the next drive this time on a first and ten. Abed would set their mark for long of the day in the fourth quarter on a fourth and nine as they completed for 29 yards to get into the red zone. Defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive tackle Will Smyth of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 8 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 forced fumble.

Agent Tesla: Early in the third quarter on a second and five Smyth made themself known by making the tackle at the line of scrimmage, and on the third and five that followed stuffed them after just 1 yard to finish off a three and out. Towards the end of the third quarter Smyth would do similar with a tackle at the line of scrimmage on first and ten, and allowing just one yard on second and ten before the drive would falter into a punt. Midway through the fourth quarter they had their big play of the day though as they secured a 7 yard sack on third and four.

Week #14 Broadcast

Agent Tesla: Hello again dear readers! We are here with the last week of regular season highlights. Joining me as always is Sim Rep who represents the sim and who will please start us off with the first game of week fourteen!

Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at Norfolk Seawolves. Seawolves won 29 to 14. Offensive player of the game is kicker Thelonius Junk of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 1 of 1 on extra point attempts, 1 of 1 on sub 20 yard field goals, 1 of 1 on 30 to 39 yard field goals, 1 of 1 on 40-49 yard field goals, and 1 of 1 on 50+ yard field goals.

Agent Tesla: Fourth and two late in the first quarter and Junk made their first field goal good from 49 yards out. Late in the second on a fourth and ten they did it again with a 50 yard field goal. Opening play of the fourth quarter and Junk kicked a 32 yard field goal on fourth and seven. Halfway through the fourth quarter Junk kicked another field goal this time from 18 yards out on fourth and goal. Onto defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is strong safety Tim Soulja of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 1 tackle, 1 sack, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception touchdown.

Agent Tesla: Soulja's first play was about midway through the first quarter on a first and ten where they picked off the pass and ran it back 41 yard into the end zone for a touchdown. Just in case that were not enough a few minutes later they added an 11 yard sack on second and seven to their performance.

Game two week fourteen please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Tijuana Luchadores. Pythons won 33 to 3. Offensive player of the game is running back Remus Roman of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 20 rushing attempts for 69 yards, an average run of 3.4 yards, a long of 12 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 1 reception for 4 yards.

Agent Tesla: Second and three with just about five minutes left in the first quarter and Roman broke loose for an 11 yard touchdown run. Just before the end of the quarter Roman ran for 3 yards on a second and four, 4 yards on a third and one, and then 4 yards on a first and goal for the touchdown. Right around the five minute mark in the second half Roman converted a first and ten with a 12 yard run. Next up is defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Lawrence Miller of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 6 tackles, 1 forced fumble, 1 fumble recovery, and 1 pass defended.

Agent Tesla: Fourth quarter and Miller came through in clutch time starting with a broken up pass on a third and nine that would lead to an eventual turnover on downs. It was a few minutes later though where they made the biggest impact as on fourth and eight just after the two minute warning they made the tackle short of the line to gain, and forced a fumble that they recovered in the process. The truest of fourth down stops.

Week fourteen game three please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 30 to 20. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Joliet Christ Jr. of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 32 of 60 for 421 yards passing, an average pass of 7 yards, 3 touchdowns, 4 interceptions, and a passer rating of 64.7.

Agent Tesla: After a shaky first quarter Joliet turned it on in the second starting with a 37 yard pass on a second and ten just a few minutes into it, and then stepped it up with a 12 yard touchdown pass on the ensuing first and ten. Later in the second they would convert a third and ten with a 25 yard pass. Early in the fourth quarter on a second and fourteen Joliet turned it up even more with a 60 yard pass completion, and then followed it up with a quick 9 yard pass on first and goal before getting a 1 yard touchdown pass on second and goal. They managed one more big play after the last two minute warning as they completed a 19 yard touchdown pass on a first and ten. Defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Dash Smith of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 5 tackles, 1 fumble recovery, 2 passes defended, and 1 interception.

Agent Tesla: Smith got off to a quick start as backed up against their own end zone they picked off a pass on a first and ten halfway through the first quarter and returned it for a 6 yard gain. A few minutes into the second quarter on a third and twelve Smith made the tackle well short of the line to gain as part of a three and out. Opening drive of the third quarter and it would end on a first and ten as Smith recovered a fumble forced by a teammate with a 1 yard return.

Last game of the regular season please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Royals won 32 to 3. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Red Arrow Jr. of the London Royals with a stat line of 12 of 24 for 129 yards passing, an average pass of 5.4 yards, 1 touchdown, 1 interception, a passer rating of 62.7, 7 rushing attempts for 79 yards, an average run of 11.3 yards, a long of 37, and 2 touchdowns.

Agent Tesla: It took a while for Arrow Jr to get started, but on a third and three in the third quarter they connected for a massive 40 yard pass play. Then just a few minutes later they would cap the drive off with a 20 yard touchdown run on second and five. Just a couple minutes into the fourth quarter and they got to the end zone again with a 5 yard touchdown pass on second and goal. Midway through the fourth they broke free for their longest run of the day good for 37 yards and a touchdown on second and nine. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Mongo of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 9 tackles, 1 for loss, and 1 sack.

Agent Tesla: Late in the second Mongo had their big play of the day in the form of an 11 yard sack on second and eleven that helped lead to the opponent settling for a field goal attempt. Towards the end of the first half Mongo had a tackle at the line of scrimmage on first and ten as part of a three and out, and then after a missed field goal had another tackle at the line of scrimmage on first and ten to close out the quarter. Late in the fourth quarter Mongo stepped up again with a tackle after just one yard on second and eighteen, and again on third and seventeen to force another field goal attempt.

Playoffs Broadcast

Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting dear readers! We are here today with playoff highlights for you! So let us get started with the North semifinals please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Portland Pythons. Coyotes won 31 to 21. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Troy Abed of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 41 of 60 for 374 yards passing, an average pass of 6.2 yards, 3 touchdowns, a passer rating of 101.7, and 1 rushing attempt for 6 yards.

Agent Tesla: First big play of the day for Abed came late in the second quarter on a third and goal as they connected for a 9 yard touchdown pass. Halfway through the third quarter on a first and ten Abed connected for their longest pass thus far for 26 yards, and then a couple plays later connected in the end zone for a 2 yard touchdown pass on second and goal. Abed's best play came late in the fourth quarter on a third and twenty-one though as they managed to find the open target for a 23 yard touchdown pass. Onto defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Dexter Hall of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 5 tackles, 1 sack, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception.

Agent Tesla: Less than a minute into the second quarter on a second and ten in the red zone Hall managed an 11 yard sack that held the opposition to a field goal attempt. Just before the half a runner broke free for a 50 yard gain on a second and five, but thanks to a timely tackle by Hall it gave the opposition no additional points were scored before the end of the half. Early in the fourth quarter they worked their big play magic again by picking off a pass near midfield on a second and nine with a 7 yard return.

Onto the South please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Dallas Birddogs. Birddogs won 28 to 27. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Bayley Cowabunga of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 7 receptions for 157 yards, an average reception of 22.4 yards, a long of 39 yards, and 1 touchdown.

Agent Tesla: Cowabunga's first big catch of the day came late in the first on a first and ten tha they converted with a 29 yard reception. Just about a minute later they caught another long pass good for a 23 yard touchdown on first and ten. First touch of the second quarter came on a first and ten where they managed a 39 yard reception. Last big play of the day was late in the fourth quarter on a second and two where Cowabunga broke free for a 33 yard reception. Defense next please!

Defensive player of the game is cornerback Juno Hu of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 3 tackles and 3 passes defended.

Agent Tesla: Halfway through the first quarter on a first and ten Hu had their first pass defended that would help lead to a punt. Opening drive of the second half and Hu broke up a pass on second and nine, but the opposition was able to convert anyway. Then on second and fourteen Hu broke up the pass again to help force a punt.

Thank you for joining us and we hope you enjoy the Ultimini!

Ultimini Broadcast

Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting dear reader! We are finally here with highlights from the Ultimini! Joining me today is the Sim Rep who represents the sim and who will be telling us all about it. Please start us off Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Dallas Birddogs. Birddogs won 23 to 21. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Joliet Christ Jr. of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 25 of 36 for 333 yards passing, an average pass of 9.2 yards, 1 touchdown, 1 interception, and a passer rating of 96.2.

Agent Tesla: The opening drive was mostly Joliet highlights starting from their first play being a 16 yard pass completion on first and ten, and all the way to their 34 yard touchdown pass on a later first and ten as tey ended up going 3 of 4 for 67 yards and the touchdown to start the day. Partway through the second quarter on a first and ten Joliet connected with another long pass good for 36 yards. Fourth quarter on second and twenty-three is where Joliet won this honor though as they went from the twelve yard line across midfield with a 50 yard completion. Later that drive they would also convert a third and ten with a 26 yard completion to set up a first and goal that did turn into a touchdown. Onto defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Siege Cameron of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 6 tackles, 2 passes defended, and 1 interception touchdown.

Agent Tesla: Fun fact for you is both players of the game were involved in the first play from scrimmage as Cameron made the first tackle of the game. That said Cameron's first highlight waited until the final minutes of the first half; where on a first and ten they picked off the pass and ran it back 15 yard for the touchdown. Just in case that was not enough Cameron would also break up a pass on a first and ten on the drive that followed in the closing minute of the first half.