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Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting everyone! We are back with a new season of DSFL highlights for you. Now for those who do not know I am Agent Tesla a media grader and rookie mentor who is always happy to help when able, and accompanying me in this endeavor is a robot I refer to as Sim Rep who reports on data from the sim. Now to get us started please tell us about the first game of the season Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Tijuana Luchadores. Luchadores won 10 to 9. Offensive player of the game is tight end Gronku Muerto of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 7 receptions for 97 yards, an average reception of 13.9 yards, a long of 32 yards, and 5 pancakes.
Agent Tesla: Second and six late in the first quarter and Muerto made their first big play of the day as they hauled in a 23 yard reception to get their back away from the wall of their own end zone. Early in the second quarter Muerto came through in clutch with a 9 yard reception on third and four to cross midfield and keep the drive alive. Partway through the third quarter on second and eight Muerto made their biggest play of the day as they caught the pass for a 32 yard gain good for their longest of the day. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Logan Anderson of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 9 tackles, 2 for loss, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day on third and four Anderson made the tackle at the line of scrimmage right at the fifty yard line for the stop. Late in the first quarter on second and ten Anderson did a step better with an 11 yard sack to set up a third and long that led to a punt. Partway through the second quarter on third and two Anderson stepped up again with a 3 yard tackle for loss. Midway through the third though is where Anderson had their best play of the day as they forced a fumble at the two yard line and returned it for a 1 yard gain to stop a surefire score.
Tell us about game two next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Norfolk Seawolves. Seawolves won 41 to 21. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Raeni Clarke of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 17 of 22 for 225 yards passing, an average pass of 10.2 yards, 3 touchdowns, a passer rating of 148.7, 5 rushing attempts for 84 yards, an average run of 16.8 yards, a long of 48 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive for her team and Clarke got them into the end zone on a second and seven with a 26 yard touchdown pass. Last play of the first quarter and Clarke had their longest pass of the day as she connected for 39 yards on third and ten. Then just a few minutes into the second quarter on second and goal Clarke found the end zone again with a 7 yard touchdown pass. Late in the second quarter on second and four Clarke did it herself with a 19 yard touchdown run on second and four. She then upstaged it not two minutes later with a 48 yard touchdown run on first and ten to start and finish a drive in one play. Just to get the passing hat trick Clarke finished off the opening drive of the second half with a 10 yard touchdown pass on first and goal. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Guy Gibson of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 4 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Gibson gets the nod off the back of their one big play of the day, but it was an integral play deserving of recognition. Late in the third quarter on second and eight Gibson got a 6 yard sack to help lead to one of only a handful of punts they forced on the day.
Week one game three please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 28 to 22. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Troy Abed of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 6 receptions for 118 yards, an average reception of 19.7 yards, a long of 46 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Second and eight late in the first quarter and Abed made their biggest move of the day as they got free to make a 46 yard touchdown reception. Midway through the second on second and nine Abed gave the team another good opportunity with a 40 yard reception to approach midfield. Tell us about defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Will Stern of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 4 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 forced fumble.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the game on a second and three Stern gave up only inches before they forced a fumble with their tackle. Their name would go uncalled until late in the third quarter on a third and one play where they made the tackle at the line of scrimmage to force a punt. Early in the fourth quarter they repeated the act with a tackle at the line on third and three to finish off a three and out. Then the final play of the fourth quarter Stern took them into overtime with an 11 yard sack on second and seven.
Last game of week one please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 31 to 10. Offensive player of the game is running back John Huntsman of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 32 rushing attempts for 172 yards, an average run of 5.4 yards, a long of 58 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: First play from scrimmage and Huntsman finds the hole to run for 58 yards before being brought down. Late in the first quarter Hunstman broke loose again on a first and ten only this time they made it into the end zone with a 35 yard touchdown run. Opening play of the second quarter on first and ten Huntsman ran it 14 yards to get into field goal range. Midway through the second on third and goal Huntsman ran it in for a 2 yard touchdown run to solidify the lead. Next is defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Amy Wong of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 6 tackles, 2 passes defended, 1 interception, and 1 defensive touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Third and nine midway through the first quarter and Wong knocked the ball away to cap off a three and out. Second quarter on an early third and seven Wong made the tackle short of the line to gain to force another quick three and out. Early in the fourth quarter Wong did it again stopping the play just short of the line to gain on third and five for a third three and out. Then a few minutes later to really sel the deal on second and five Wong picked off the pass and ran it untouched into the end zone for a 53 yard touchdown return.
That covers week one and we hope you are already looking forward to next week with the doubleheader. Reminder if you do not want to be pinged when your player wins a player of the game you can just let me know and I will make a note of it. Thank you ever so much for your time and I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
Week #2&3 Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello again dear readers! We are here today to bring you highlights from the first DSFL doubleheader of the season and so we have a lot to go through. So please start us off with the first game of week two Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at London Royals. Royals won 41 to 10. Offensive player of the game is tight end Gronku Muerto of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 8 receptions for 128 yards, an average reception of 16 yards, a long of 31 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: First play of the day not negated by penalty and Muerto turned a first and five into a 27 yard reception. Second and goal on that same drive and Muerto came through again with a 3 yard touchdown reception. Two minute drill in the second quarter on first and ten Muerto made the first play with a 28 yard reception on first and ten. Third and five midway through the third quarter Muerto hauled in a 31 yard reception good for their long of the day. Onto defense next!
Defensive player of the game is cornerback Savior Hawkins of the London Royals with a stat line of 7 tackles, 4 passes defended, and 1 blocked punt.
End of the third quarter on first and ten Hawkins had their first batted down pass of the day. They really came through on third and four early in the fourth though as they broke up another pass to lead to a missed field goal on fourth down. Fourth and nine just a few minutes later and Hawkins blocked the punt to take over inside the red zone. Just in case all that was not enough on fourth and inches before the two minute warning Hawkins broke up another pass to create a turnover on downs.
Onto week two game two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 39 to 0. Offensive player of the game is running back Rejoignez LOrdreSombre of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 14 rushing attempts for 131 yards, an average run of 9.4 yards, a long of 45 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 1 reception for 8 yards.
Agent Tesla: Halfway through the first quarter on second and four LOrdreSombre had their first big play of the day as they ran in for a 12 yard touchdown. It was the second quarter where they really took off though with a 45 yard run on first and ten midway through the quarter. A run they immediately followed with a 20 yard run on first and ten. Just a couple plays after that LOrdreSombre got into the end zone again with a 1 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Defense next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive tackle Prof Godfrey Gravity of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 3 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 safety.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day and on third and twenty-two Gravity got the stop with a tackle at the line to force a punt. Partway through the third quarter on first and ten Gravity got into the backfield for a 6 yard sack that resulted in a safety.
Game three week two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Portland Pythons. Pythons won 20 to 17. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Calvin Hobbes of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 6 receptions for 155 yards, an average reception of 25.8 yards, and a long of 50 yards.
Agent Tesla: Second and nine on the opening drive of the day Hobbes finds the soft spot to make a 32 yard reception and cross midfield. Late in the first on a second and eleven Hobbes found the open space again this time hauling in a 50 yard reception good for the longest play from scrimmage for either team. Now tell us about defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive tackle Beefcake Johnson of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 7 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 forced fumble.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day on third and twenty Johnson made the tackle near the line of scrimmage to force a punt. Early drive in the second quarter on third and seven Johnson did it again with a tackle at the line of scrimmage to close out a three and out. Late in the second quarter on first and ten Johnson gave up two yards before making the tackle, but forced a fumble in the process that was returned by a teammate 9 yards to just outside the red zone. Fourth quarter on a second and ten Johnson made one more big play with a 10 yard sack that would ultimately lead to a punt on fourth down.
Last game of week two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Grey Ducks won 14 to 0. Offensive player of the game is running back John Huntsman of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 33 rushing attempts for 112 yards, an average run of 3.4 yards, a long of 12 yard,s 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 0 yards.
Agent Tesla: First touch for Huntsman on first and ten and they proved their reliability with a 12 yard run. End of that drive on first and goal Huntsman ran it in for a 4 yard touchdown. Closing minute of the second quarter on second and eight Hunstman managed a 12 yard run to put the team in field goal range. The end of the game was where Huntsman really shined though with a 10 yard run on first and ten, a 2 yard run on the following first and ten, and then an 8 yard run on second and seven to give the team two first downs that used up all the opponent timeouts. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Amy Wong of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 7 tackles, 3 passes defended, and 2 interceptions.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day and on third and fourteen Wong made the stop short of the line to gain to force a punt. Late in the first quarter on a third and three Wong picked off the pass at their own seven yard line and returned it 4 yards to prevent an almost certain scoring opportunity. Midway through the second quarter on second and eight Wong did it again with a picked off pass at midfield they returned for an 8 yard gain.
First game of week three next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Tijuana Luchadores. Luchadores won 31 to 17. Offensive player of the game is quarterback IsHe... ReallyInvisible of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 13 of 21 for 226 yards passing, an average pass of 10.8 yards, 1 touchdown, 1 interception, a passer rating of 94.5, 5 rushing attempts for 28 yards, an average run of 5.6 yards, a long of 7 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Halfway through the first quarter on second and ten ReallyInvisible completed a 24 yard pass to set up in the red zone. Then just a few plays later on first and goal ReallyInvisible connected into the end zone with a 6 yard touchdown pass. Final play of the first quarter on second and inches ReallyInvisible connected on a 39 yard pass play. Then a few plays later on first and ten in the second quarter ReallyInvisible ran with it for a 14 yard touchdown run. First and ten late in the second quarter ReallyInvisible connected on another big play of 28 yards to cross midfield. After the two minute warning ReallyInvisible took it himself for a 1 yard touchdown run. Last play of the third quarter and ReallyInvisible connected on a 61 yard pass play good for their longest of the day. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Sir Peter Jackson of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 7 tackles, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Third quarter on third and twenty-three just outside their own end zone Jackson flew in to force a fumble preventing a touchdown, and managed to land on it to take over possession at the four yard line.
Onto game two week three please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Norfolk Seawolves. Royals won 28 to 21. Offensive player of the game is running back Kiara Tenoh of the London Royals with a stat line of 24 rushing attempts for 224 yards, an average run of 9.3 yards, a long of 80 yards, and 3 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: First drive for Tenoh of the day and it was Tenoh almost the whole time with a 17 yard run on the first first and ten, a 12 yard run on a first and ten, a 10 yard run on a first and ten, and finally a 2 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Their first drive of the second half and it was all Tenoh as they ran in an 80 yard touchdown on first and ten. Also opened their next drive up with a 21 yard run on first and ten. Opening drive of the fourth quarter and Tenoh had a 10 yard run on first and ten, and immediately followed it up with a 9 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Just in case all that was not enough in the closing minutes of the game they added a 12 yard run on thrid and six to keep it up. Defense please sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Kelvin Harris of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 4 tackles, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception touchdown.
Agent Tesla: First and ten in the first quarter and the Harris found the ball before the receiver could, and then ran it back 45 yards into the end zone for a touchdown and the first points of the day.
Onto week three game three please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Dallas Birddogs. Birddogs won 37 to 27. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Ricky Stanzi of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 22 of 38 for 298 yards passing, an average pass of 7.8 yards, 4 touchdowns, 1 interception, a passer rating of 107.1, and 1 rushing attempt for 0 yards.
Agent Tesla: Late in the first quarter on a first and ten Stanzi made the biggest play of the day as they connected on an 85 yard touchdown pass. End of the first quarter and Stanzi connected on another bomb with a 35 yard pass play on third and nine. Just before the two minute warning for the first half Stanzi found the end zone again with an 8 yard touchdown pass on first and goal. Midway through the third quarter on first and ten Stanzi made it a hat trick with a 21 yard touchdown pass. Midway through the fourth quarter on third and goal Stanzi added one more for good measure with a 7 yard touchdown pass. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Richard Mansher of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 2 tackles, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day on third and nine Mansher sacked the quarterback 6 yards behind the line of scrimmage, and scooped out the ball in the process to take over at the thirteen yard line.
Last game of the doubleheader next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Pythons won 16 to 6. Offensive player of the game is kicker Toy Robot of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 1 for 1 on extra points, 1 for 1 on 20 to 29 yard field goal attempts, 2 of 3 on 40 to 49 yard field goal attempts, 6 punts for 312 yards, an average punt of 52 yards, a long of 62 yards, and 3 inside the twenty.
Agent Tesla: Robot's first big play of the day came midway through the first quarter on fourth and ten where they punted it from their own thirteen yard line a whopping 62 yards to flip field position. Late in the first quarter on fourth and fourt Robot booted another big one with a 41 yard field goal. Second quarter on fourth and three Robot punted a 62 yarder again, but this time pinned the opponent on their own twelve yard line. Fourth quarter was where Robot really stepped up with a 43 yard field goal on fourth and four late in the quarter, and a 27 yard field goal on a fourth and three in the closing minutes.
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Brooks Bane of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 6 tackles, 2 sacks, and 3 forced fumbles.
Agent Tesla: Midway through the first quarter on third and five Bane managed a 5 yard sack that would lead to a three and out and fumble. Closing minutes of the first half on second and eight Bane made the tackle near the line of scrimmage and forced another fumble that gave possession near midfield. Fourth quarter on second and nineteen Bane got into the backfield again with a 6 yard sack that also forced a fumble.
