*The S25 Draft, a retrospective

[Air Crou]

Round 5, Pick 69: The Berlin Fire Salamanders select...Cmon Skiuuup, TE (has since swapped to WR), Dallas Birddogs. User: Aircrou
TPE at time of draft: 202
TPE at time of writing: 1091, 19th in the class, 2nd among WRs
Stats in S29: 1517 yards, 15.8 yards per catch, 15 TDs
DSFL Draft Position: Pick 94, 25 spot improvement

There's only one thing that prevents me from calling Cmon Skiuuup the best value pick of the entire draft; the fact that the entire reason he fell was due to...let's call them character concerns. As is, getting a top 20 player in terms of TPE at the meme number is extremely impressive; the last guy to be drafted in there before you was drafted 23 picks ago. He also had one of the best seasons that WR had the entire season during S29. All in all, Aircrou aside, there's absolutely nothing preventing me from calling this the biggest steal of the draft.

Say it like it is. Dickhead. And trying to change that prevents me from going off on every GM that skipped me, as I'd prove them right lmao.