Time to finally get off my lazy, procrastinating ass and get this PT in. In order of remembrance:
Shoutout to @frazzle14 for being my rookie mentor when I first joined the forum and answering many of my newb ass questions, making for a super easy onboarding process.
Shoutout to @Tonzy for scouting me, vouching for me, and thus ultimately being responsible for drafting me to the best locker room in the DSFL! And a little extra thanks for you know what, and immortalizing yourself as a Tijuana legend. Really, you have been a big part of enjoying this league.
Shoutout to @Kotasa for also scouting me and indulging in my degeneracy and all the other special things we do in be---wait this isn't the place.
Shoutout to @GuitarMaster116 for drafting me and being my GM during my TIJ stint and giving me a reason to leave the house.
Shoutout to @Astrophy058 @firstfray Jakarta best prospect bowl team.
Shoutout to @Gragg9 for keeping me motivated to earn TPE. Damn your gains btw. May your prediction and fantasy luck fail you. Also please forget to do a few PTs and ACs like I did, thx!
Shoutout to @ckroyal92 for the 1st round draft pick. You have made Juno's draft dreams come true and I am very grateful.
Shoutout to @Exilate for carrying on the tradition and replacing that bum ass Gay Man.
Shoutout to @dude_man for being a dude bro and carrying the league on Cade's stupid, sexy shoulders. Yer workin' way too hard, bruh.
Shoutout to @TomHanks @slothfacekilla @CalvinGolladay @deadlunatic @mithrandir @SwankyPants31 @209tacos and a bunch of other Tijuana legends.
Shoutout to @JPach (das my quarterback sniffle) @Amulos @Quail @FunnyManLuke @Shiny S27 Tijuana Draft class.
Shoutout to @mee and @Voltaqe fellow DB brothers.
Shoutout to @White Cornerback and @Daybe for being absolute apes and apes together stronk.
Shoutout to the cool admins of this site for keeping it going, as it looks like an absolute chore and not something I envy. League doesn't work without you guys. To the uncool admins, y'all need to be more cool.
Shoutout to fellow Sabercats @Asked Madden @RussDrivesTheBus @Sebster @BenDover @supertardis101 @Matty7478 @TropicaliaCC @Rradum (das my quarterback sniffle) @RedArrow12c @3lewsers @ajtigger @Buttersqauch101 @IHateBobNutting @GotDatWeeFee and @BOOM™ especially for making my sick ass signature.
Shoutout to @Luciddreams702 for having me on your podcast.
Shoutout to @siddhus and my lazy ass for not posting in the positivity thread and thus not having to further inflate word count for an easy 5 TPE. Keep 'em comin!
Shoutout to the refs in that Tijuana-Dallas playoff game for rigging it and ultimately robbing me of an Ultimini trophy. Absolutely shameless.
Shoutout to my coaches who are responsible for the absolute trash playcalls every week that we lost.
Shoutout to all of my personal trainers for keeping me in tip top shape day to day and making sure I can perform, especially the one who came over to San Jose with me from Tijuana.
Shoutout to my Tijuana Snow supply chain. Ohh, the purity!
Shoutout to the yearly award voters for snubbing me every single year, shame on you all. Is it because of my personality??
Shoutout to Wolverine Studios for making the worst "game" I've ever seen in my life. Even Chinese copycat mobile games have higher quality. Absolute shameless robbery of anyone who has spent money on this game, and the people behind the sim team should get a portion of your earnings for beta testing the shit out of your game.
Shoutout to the ISFL for being so fuckin greedy with their revenue that I literally cannot pay the bills with my contract salary and need a 2nd job even though I'm the best eva, ffs.
Shoutout to everyone indulging in my shenanigans. You know who you are.
Shoutout to @frazzle14 for being my rookie mentor when I first joined the forum and answering many of my newb ass questions, making for a super easy onboarding process.
Shoutout to @Tonzy for scouting me, vouching for me, and thus ultimately being responsible for drafting me to the best locker room in the DSFL! And a little extra thanks for you know what, and immortalizing yourself as a Tijuana legend. Really, you have been a big part of enjoying this league.
Shoutout to @Kotasa for also scouting me and indulging in my degeneracy and all the other special things we do in be---wait this isn't the place.
Shoutout to @GuitarMaster116 for drafting me and being my GM during my TIJ stint and giving me a reason to leave the house.
Shoutout to @Astrophy058 @firstfray Jakarta best prospect bowl team.
Shoutout to @Gragg9 for keeping me motivated to earn TPE. Damn your gains btw. May your prediction and fantasy luck fail you. Also please forget to do a few PTs and ACs like I did, thx!
Shoutout to @ckroyal92 for the 1st round draft pick. You have made Juno's draft dreams come true and I am very grateful.
Shoutout to @Exilate for carrying on the tradition and replacing that bum ass Gay Man.
Shoutout to @dude_man for being a dude bro and carrying the league on Cade's stupid, sexy shoulders. Yer workin' way too hard, bruh.
Shoutout to @TomHanks @slothfacekilla @CalvinGolladay @deadlunatic @mithrandir @SwankyPants31 @209tacos and a bunch of other Tijuana legends.
Shoutout to @JPach (das my quarterback sniffle) @Amulos @Quail @FunnyManLuke @Shiny S27 Tijuana Draft class.
Shoutout to @mee and @Voltaqe fellow DB brothers.
Shoutout to @White Cornerback and @Daybe for being absolute apes and apes together stronk.
Shoutout to the cool admins of this site for keeping it going, as it looks like an absolute chore and not something I envy. League doesn't work without you guys. To the uncool admins, y'all need to be more cool.
Shoutout to fellow Sabercats @Asked Madden @RussDrivesTheBus @Sebster @BenDover @supertardis101 @Matty7478 @TropicaliaCC @Rradum (das my quarterback sniffle) @RedArrow12c @3lewsers @ajtigger @Buttersqauch101 @IHateBobNutting @GotDatWeeFee and @BOOM™ especially for making my sick ass signature.
Shoutout to @Luciddreams702 for having me on your podcast.
Shoutout to @siddhus and my lazy ass for not posting in the positivity thread and thus not having to further inflate word count for an easy 5 TPE. Keep 'em comin!
Shoutout to the refs in that Tijuana-Dallas playoff game for rigging it and ultimately robbing me of an Ultimini trophy. Absolutely shameless.
Shoutout to my coaches who are responsible for the absolute trash playcalls every week that we lost.
Shoutout to all of my personal trainers for keeping me in tip top shape day to day and making sure I can perform, especially the one who came over to San Jose with me from Tijuana.
Shoutout to my Tijuana Snow supply chain. Ohh, the purity!
Shoutout to the yearly award voters for snubbing me every single year, shame on you all. Is it because of my personality??
Shoutout to Wolverine Studios for making the worst "game" I've ever seen in my life. Even Chinese copycat mobile games have higher quality. Absolute shameless robbery of anyone who has spent money on this game, and the people behind the sim team should get a portion of your earnings for beta testing the shit out of your game.
Shoutout to the ISFL for being so fuckin greedy with their revenue that I literally cannot pay the bills with my contract salary and need a 2nd job even though I'm the best eva, ffs.
Shoutout to everyone indulging in my shenanigans. You know who you are.
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