The Minnesota Grey Ducks were contacted by villages near the north pole in order to run a football camp to teach the game of American football. The villages were located in the northern parts of Greenland and are almost completely frozen desert. After weeks of constant correspondence and pleading, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have agreed to send a couple of players to run a small football camp. The team has chosen one of their new season 30 captains, LaCarpetron Dukemarriot, linebacker and defensive captain. As captain, LaCarpetron Dukemarriot was assigned to recruit who would accompany him into the arctic circle to run the camp. After evaluation of skills (and mostly giving the short straw to rookies), Dukemarriot chose to bring along rookie defensive end, Morpheus Czargyros.
Duke and Morpheus Czargyros led a camp of tackling. They figured it was too cold to learn how to throw, catch, and kick, but not too cold to learn the fundamentals of tackling another object. They first practiced how to tackle with immovable objects (mostly snowmen that LaCarpetron Dukemarriot has a knack of building) and eventually began leading polar bear hunting packs and tackling the beasts to submission. Morpheus Czargyros was taken to native sweat lodges and there he learned the fundamentals of becoming sizzlin’ to stay hot.
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Duke and Morpheus Czargyros led a camp of tackling. They figured it was too cold to learn how to throw, catch, and kick, but not too cold to learn the fundamentals of tackling another object. They first practiced how to tackle with immovable objects (mostly snowmen that LaCarpetron Dukemarriot has a knack of building) and eventually began leading polar bear hunting packs and tackling the beasts to submission. Morpheus Czargyros was taken to native sweat lodges and there he learned the fundamentals of becoming sizzlin’ to stay hot.
Word Count: 214
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