The Arizona Outlaws were contacted by representatives of the government of North Korea, as they were looking to develop a Korean Football league. Korean Football, as it was explained to the Outlaws, was a remarkably similar game to American Football, identical, indeed, in all aspects except for "lacking the baggage of imperialist tyranny".
There were no volunteers, so the coach asked everyone who was not interested in participating to leave the meeting room. L'Gazzy Burfict was the only one left, asleep as he usually is during team meetings. Thanks to a road game at Berlin a couple of seasons ago, Burfict had a passport, so they put him on the next flight to Beijing, which would be his stopover before Pyongyang.
Burfict led a group of uniformed athletes through drills in an empty 150,000 seater stadium, and by the end of the week they could even run plays. L'Gazzy could only remember Off Tackle, Slants and QB Sneak, but it was enough to get them playing against the 3-4 defense he installed. Coaches watched and took notes as he put them through reps and conditioning drills.
The trip came to a sad conclusion when, on the last night, Burfict wandered out of the hotel room for the first time "looking for Cracker Barrel". He was quickly arrested at gunpoint. Four days in a prison cell followed as diplomatic negotiations took place. One agreed arms shipment later and Burfict was on a flight back home. Where he had Cracker Barrel.
There were no volunteers, so the coach asked everyone who was not interested in participating to leave the meeting room. L'Gazzy Burfict was the only one left, asleep as he usually is during team meetings. Thanks to a road game at Berlin a couple of seasons ago, Burfict had a passport, so they put him on the next flight to Beijing, which would be his stopover before Pyongyang.
Burfict led a group of uniformed athletes through drills in an empty 150,000 seater stadium, and by the end of the week they could even run plays. L'Gazzy could only remember Off Tackle, Slants and QB Sneak, but it was enough to get them playing against the 3-4 defense he installed. Coaches watched and took notes as he put them through reps and conditioning drills.
The trip came to a sad conclusion when, on the last night, Burfict wandered out of the hotel room for the first time "looking for Cracker Barrel". He was quickly arrested at gunpoint. Four days in a prison cell followed as diplomatic negotiations took place. One agreed arms shipment later and Burfict was on a flight back home. Where he had Cracker Barrel.
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