(S30) PT 1 - Going International

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For the Colorado Yeti, a cold weather team, most of our outreach was promoted towards helping communities in a climate like ours. So, after many other teammates went to places like Aspen, Montreal, and Kyoto, it was time for the snowy boys to make their move. Our team sent Adelie De Pengu and Melvin Murder-Moose to the lovely town of Oymyakon, a small village in Russia. Aside from the many late night parties and Vodka tasting sessions, the game of football was spread to the youth. Tales of the defensive tandem will be told for many years to come among the local population. One formation they taught them would come to be known as ol'shaya stupnya (roughly translated to hairy big feet), and helped the locals protect their village from wolves. Now, the local children did have to create their own footballs out of yak bladders and sheep innards, but they had a great time doing it! Luckily, our very own Melvin was even able to stop a bar brawl after some of the children had a little too much fun after practice. After the trip, they stopped off in Antarctica to visit Pengu's parents, and were back in Colorado just in time to start the preseason.