07-23-2021, 10:23 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-23-2021, 10:24 PM by GuitarMaster116.)
With there being two sides of the football in the sport itself, I think our team would send two players. One of the offensive side of the ball, and one on the defensive side of the ball. The two players I think the New Orleans Second Line would select to send would be two players who have been a big part of the franchise for awhile and also have been team captains. Those two players would be Ben Slothlisberger @slothfacekilla and Medicinal Tolberone @JuOSu. Slothlisberger would be sent to the Netherlands to help out youths in that country, and Tolberone would be sent to Austria to train them.
For Slothlisberger, he arrived the same way he arrives to every practice and every game, with some cool shades, a lit cigar in his mouth, and a beer in his hand. He was quite shocked to learn that Netherlands youth were normal kids with an accent and not Neanderthals. He pulled up a lawn chair and would wave absentmindedly at some of the kids to tell them one thing and tell others another. He would also go on to give them some tips on how to beat defenses like tripping them, headbutting them, and kicking them in rudimentary places. The team Slothlisberger had helped train went on to have the best offense in all of the Netherlands and while rumors of foul play had surfaced, no one was able to stop them.
Tolberone on the other hand, went to Austria and the youths there saw a strange sight. They watched as a walking Tolberone bar with bloodshot eyes and a slow talking speed. The kids seemed very confused as this big bar of delicious milk chocolate filled with honey and almonds talked very indepth about destroying the offense and talking about how they needed to want to destroy the other team and either stop or grab the ball no matter what. During this talk she also would go off topic randomly about eating some schnitzel, going and looking at schönbrunn palace, going to the alp, and other stuff before getting back on destroying opposing offenses. Eventually this led to her having the kids run oklahoma drills non stop to help them with that destructive edge. Much like with Slothlisberger, this team had the most feared defense in all of Austria as they would hit the opponents so hard it would injure or knock the other team out. The team also started supplying every player with a Tolberone bar after every game as well.
Needless to say, I believe this program was a huge success.
For Slothlisberger, he arrived the same way he arrives to every practice and every game, with some cool shades, a lit cigar in his mouth, and a beer in his hand. He was quite shocked to learn that Netherlands youth were normal kids with an accent and not Neanderthals. He pulled up a lawn chair and would wave absentmindedly at some of the kids to tell them one thing and tell others another. He would also go on to give them some tips on how to beat defenses like tripping them, headbutting them, and kicking them in rudimentary places. The team Slothlisberger had helped train went on to have the best offense in all of the Netherlands and while rumors of foul play had surfaced, no one was able to stop them.
Tolberone on the other hand, went to Austria and the youths there saw a strange sight. They watched as a walking Tolberone bar with bloodshot eyes and a slow talking speed. The kids seemed very confused as this big bar of delicious milk chocolate filled with honey and almonds talked very indepth about destroying the offense and talking about how they needed to want to destroy the other team and either stop or grab the ball no matter what. During this talk she also would go off topic randomly about eating some schnitzel, going and looking at schönbrunn palace, going to the alp, and other stuff before getting back on destroying opposing offenses. Eventually this led to her having the kids run oklahoma drills non stop to help them with that destructive edge. Much like with Slothlisberger, this team had the most feared defense in all of Austria as they would hit the opponents so hard it would injure or knock the other team out. The team also started supplying every player with a Tolberone bar after every game as well.
Needless to say, I believe this program was a huge success.
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