I’m so tired. I don’t even know what country I’m in. Who sent me here? Did I agree to this? What does this have to do with football?
It’s pitch black, and I can hear noises in the distance. Someone grabs my arm and pulls me forward. Half asleep, I walk. I walk for what feels like forever. Finally, we arrive. Well, we stop. The noise is deafening, but I still can’t see anything.
Someone hits the lights. Those old school lights from your high school gym. The ones that take forever to light up. I welcome it as my eyes adjust.
I see shadows. People? Players? I’m not sure. My eyes are still adjusting.
Finally, it’s clear. I see everything. And everything is looking at me.
I say everything because most of these are not human. Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith approach.
Football has become an intergalactic sensation, and it’s up to me to educate the universe. No big deal, right?
So, we get to the fundamentals. The rules, formations, it all comes easy to them. Advanced schemes are not difficult.
But, there’s one area where no one is up to snuff: the trenches.
And that goes to show you, no one is better than Plop.
It’s pitch black, and I can hear noises in the distance. Someone grabs my arm and pulls me forward. Half asleep, I walk. I walk for what feels like forever. Finally, we arrive. Well, we stop. The noise is deafening, but I still can’t see anything.
Someone hits the lights. Those old school lights from your high school gym. The ones that take forever to light up. I welcome it as my eyes adjust.
I see shadows. People? Players? I’m not sure. My eyes are still adjusting.
Finally, it’s clear. I see everything. And everything is looking at me.
I say everything because most of these are not human. Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith approach.
Football has become an intergalactic sensation, and it’s up to me to educate the universe. No big deal, right?
So, we get to the fundamentals. The rules, formations, it all comes easy to them. Advanced schemes are not difficult.
But, there’s one area where no one is up to snuff: the trenches.
And that goes to show you, no one is better than Plop.
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